perfunctory is sometimes enough

How do you beat a guy who throws righty and lefty? You don't

You’ll probably never witness an unassisted triple play in your lifetime, right? (There have been only 14.) Or see an intentional walk with the bases loaded. (Six.) Or watch one player hit two grand slams in an inning. (Once.) But you can see something right now that hasn’t been around in baseball since the late 1800s: a switch-pitcher.